Down with the Democrats- Why no Colbert?!

The world tuned in on November 1st, awaiting their official celebrations of Stephen Colbert's presidency campaign. Just as they were about to let the balloons drop, a Democrat called in to inform Colbert that they did not accept him on the ballet. They instead told him he should campaign for the next four years.

"4 MORE YEARS!" Says the Arnold Schwarzenegger voice in my head. Four more god damn years until our dreams are fulfilled. Can we handle four years? Americans who never thought they'd ever vote were registering to vote purely because of Colbert. Now they can't. The Democrats successfully crashed dreams of a Truthiness America. I am America and So can you -unless-you-are-a-democrat. Democrat asses.

What a depressing show. I honestly wanted to cry- actually my tears did water. I'm not a cryer- I'm very much like the Terminator. I laugh. Not cry. I'm robot awesome. But my eyes watered watching a comedy show. It was heartbreaking, watching this character's dreams fail... He moved the world in such away. Who honestly can say they haven't seen Colbert's face this past week? The world loves him. The 1,000,000 to Stephen Colbert Facebook group grew faster than any other Facebook group and it got one million in like a week or something crazy. I went there today and its closing in on 1,400,000.

Yet those bastard Democrats said no? Now why is that? Why can't America have some fun. Why can't America take of their clothes and run down the streets naked. WHY NOT!? I don't live in the states, but I'm more into American politics than Canadian (because it's on T.V. and the Internet and Canadian is not) and I, along with the Nation, believe America needs to retire that same ol practice and spice up their political soup with a bit of Colbert. But no- too late now. The Republicans are exclusive Richy riches with their 35,000 entrance fee and the Democrats are BASTARDS!

You know what. I believe that the Democrats just lost this election. Who would vote for them after they did this to South Carolina's official Favorite son.

I leave you with this quote: “In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.” ~ Stephen Colbert

LOVE YOU LOTS!!!

Miss Kathleen <3

Reality T.V. shows: retreating from oblivion or deranging our society?

Reality Television Shows- Benefiting society by allowing the every-day slut and man whore to have a chance at stardum. BONUS: Pollute society because it looses brain cells from stupid brain damaging tasks, it sits at television and inspires to be just as stupid, inspires future sluts and man whores to out slut and man whore those on televisions. The down side of this is that corners in cities are now out of buisness.

The Era of Reality Television really got its jump start from the birth of Survivor. Particulary Survivor: The Australian Outback. There are very few people who can honestly say they never watched every episode eagerly when it aired. The people on that show recieved fame and gained fans. What was most appealing to the viewers was that these were plain, ordinary people, just like themselves who sent in a video doing something stupid, and now they were in freaking Australia with a chance to win one million dollars.

Since then- aka year 2001 A.D.- television shows are mostly made up of reality television. Well... if you can call it that. For awhile there were absolute obscure reality shows roaming our networks. Now television has come to a fork in the road because we've already seen everything and that derangeness is no longer that deranged (hard to believe). Now, producers either show the far right, or the far left.

The Far right: True reality. They film the lives of people. They film people who live in the Hollywood Hills, who live on Laguna Beach, who live in New Port Harbor, who dance for a living... and of course, those overly rich 16 year olds who have super rich birthday parties and their daddies buy them a B.M.W or a Porsche because 'they need it'. Do you know what else these kids get? They have super themed parties with live tigers, and dancers, and to top it off- famous musicians preform at their party. Now when I say famous, I mean big name rappers and preforms like Akon (I don't actually know if Akon preformed on their- I've only seen 3 episodes of this).

The Far left: Derangeness. Shows like "Beauty and the Geek" and 'The Bachelor". Yes, because it's so possible to find your true love on a t.v. show. There we get to watch P.T. Barnum's modern freak shows- not in a museum or in a circus, but in a box that projects an image. Uh, relatively the same idea. We get to watch sluts make out and .... with the man whores. We should be saying "Eww..." But no. You know what we do? We somehow think that the only way to find love like them- no wait- be popular and climb the social totum pole like them is to fool around with everyone until we all get S.T.Ds and live happily ever after.

I think girls have lost dignity (right word?). First we're slaves and have no equality, then we complain we want to be independent, and now were volunteering to dress up as sluts at Halloween- wait- every day and start fooling around at like 10 years old!?!

"How many guys did you give ........ to this week?"

"Two. Yourself?"

"Five. It's a good thing my parents are away for the week. Well that just makes me more popular than you."

"Uhh you're so lucky! Maybe I'll just walk around on my knees for the rest of my life..."

Do you know what I blame? Cartoons. Their not the same anymore. Even Scooby-Doo is horrible now. There no longer is that charm to them, that hand drawn art. Now their literally scribbles with annoying voices. Oh and to top it off- there are even cartoons that are reality television shows with cartoons girls with belly shirts and colossal boobs, running around, making alliances and causing cat fights, and kissing other girls boyfriends. Yes this is a cartoon, except I forget the name... I dunno it's on YTV.... anyways.... But that's ridiculous. Lets brain wash little kids into being sluts.

Unlike movies, Reality T.V. shows real people from our real society. We see that is what other normal people act like so apparently we should all act like that. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!!!!

I have no quote. My head needs an advil and I'm tired. I'm even too tired to bold this page. That is how utterly lame I freaking am.

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Love you lots.............................................................. <3

Miss Kathleen

Exploring the Staple Gun

Using a staple gun for the first time- who knew it could be so much fun? A blond girl venturing into a wood shop room is dangerous- the inspector dude seemed to flinch every time I pulled the trigger.

Before I begin, I would just like to apologize for my absence of 3 or 4 days. I went to Princeton (a town of 3000 people in the middle of mountains and it has no Internet, cell phone, and little phone connection) for 2 days and I played Banjo and Kazooie on N64 the whole time, and I returned with no inspiration. I no longer know what to write about, so If you have an idea or something you would like me to comment on, please leave a comment!! I prob won't get it in my email because I get about 20-30 emails a day.

So anyways I adventured to the First year's work shop for the first time. I needed to staple fabric down on my art piece (I go to art school). I found the inspector dude and I asked him for a stapler. He stared at me for a moment then replied "Do you mean a staple gun?"

"Uh, yeah... Please" I squeaked shyly.

The man leaves and returns shortly with the gun. He hands it to me and I stare at it in my hands. "So I hold it like this?" I ask him, demonstrating what I think.

"Um, no, actually its the other way around... maybe I'll quickly show you. Oh and put on some safety glasses."

Why would he assume I've used a staple gun before? I am a computer geek, not a wood shop/handy man one.

Later I begin to work the safety glasses and the staple gun. I pull and stretch the fabric over my wire frame structure and staple it to the board the structure is mounted on. I rather enjoyed the bang of the staple gun- it was crazy. I know I sound lame, but seriously, I don't get out often. Well into hands on building stuff.

Soon however, I ran out of staples, and I went and found the inspector dude and asked him for more staples. He stared at me, clearly annoyed (jerk!) and asked "You already ran out? I gave you a full row."

He handed me a new row and showed me how to load it (I can't remember how do re-load it now that I think about it...) and I returned to my art.

I only used a few more staples and then I was done. Seriously what was his problem, It was just a staple gun, I don't do handy shit for a living. I don't even make a living right now! Arrogant ass (right word?)

I leave you with this quote: “No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility”

Love you lots!!

Miss Kathleen <3

Sweet smells crashed by the Deranged

A sweet smell in the air. I couldn't tell if it was pine or pot that I was smelling for it was too faint and I'm blond. The smell, however, was interupted by the smell of smoke. Investigate? Oh yes.

I was on a walk tonight. As you can see my in the picture haha. Though I wasn't walking at that moment, I was posing to take my own picture (lame, yes, I know). As I was walking I smelt something that smelt like either pot, or pine, but it was rudely interrupted by the smell of smoke. I had my camera, it was time to investigate. I walked down a path in a forest across the road. Then BANG! Red parks shot out of the trees and fireworks screeched through the air. I saw three kids a bit away.

That's the smoke you can see, I'm not very quick with the reflexes of getting my camera and turning it on. The kids saw me and booked it, and I was also too slow to get there pic. I kept walking. Eventually I turned around, and up on the hill, I saw three young boys who looked to be in grade 7 watching me. I fingered them for being immature. Then they began to advance and were like "FUCK YOU!" How rude?! What is wrong with kids these days. I felt like fighting them like I felt like fighting that thief, but I reminded myself that I'm pathetically weak so I briskly walked away.

I turned off the path and ventured into thick woods. I then came upon a tiny clearing beneath a tree and I hid there behind a stump. I look down, and what did I find? Condom wrappers!! EWW!? What heck. Who does that, that was not a nice place to get it on. Littering like that, there is an elementary school not too far away!

"Daddy, what is this?" a small girl asks, lifting up a grey LifeStyles wrapper to her father.

"Uhh, nothing baby, just put it down Hayley, its a poisonous candy wrapper," the father replied biting his lower lip, unsure of what to say to the three-year-old.

Do three-year-olds talk? I don't know... I don't remember being three.

Anyways I went looking for them later but they were gone... too bad. Prob for the best though. I leave you with this quote, uhh well two, I like two of the haha:

1) “The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms”

2) “Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”

Love you lots!!

Miss Kathleen <3

Segway: Humanity's most expensive cheeseburger

At around six-thousand dollars, the Segway rolls in at a very expensive method of individual transporation. "It's green!" they promote. It may be green but at the price of your health. Either the Earth is going to flood and we're all going to die, or we'll all ride around on Segways, get fat, then die.

I was driving to school today (as you can see the dashboard in my pic) and what did I see? Two people riding Segways. What the heck. Honestly, what has humanity diminished to? Dogs are pushed in strollers, and we have wheels for legs. Can nothing walk anymore? What is honestly wrong with walking. We've done it for millions of years, and now we have to roll. No- not on a bike, your burning calories. With a Segway, you litterally do nothing.

"Lets go on a hike hunny"

"Okay, let me go get the Segways ready."

What kind of reality is this? Instead of walking through the park on a sunny day, we now have to roll? And walking on the beach, is that too much? In this new reality, we have to stay extremly thin and not move. What is this. If someone could explain to me why anyone would pay six-thousand to be more lazy, that would be great. I thought spending six-hundred for a Play Station 3 that had very little games out was expensive. Apparently not.

Segway owner John C. Hertig says "People are constantly stopping and asking me questions and chatting." Do you know why that is? They find you insane! Buy a Game Boy color you moron- its just as unbelievable (or was when It came out...)

Beth Goza said "the Segway PT will be used for any trips that are 'too close to drive and too far to walk'. The Segway PT is easier to use for trips to the grocery store or the cleaners, in which transporting a load is required." Mmmhmm. Well when my mom goes to the grocery store, she usually buys a trunk full of stuff. And where are you going to hang your clothes on that thing? You cannot even put a jug of milk on there. Dumbshits.

I guess if everyone who lives in a large city such as Vancouver drove Segways instead of cars, there would no longer be speeding tickets, and the pollution would diminish. It's not like your moving in your car anyways. Maybe they should make trailers for segways... put large loads and the kids in there. But horse drawn carriges are just as green!! I don't know, its way to futuristic for me, and I come from the suburbs (well now in the city) so this is all weird. Post your thoughts!

I leave you with this quote: "Put some "green" into your daily routine with the ease and versatility of the Segway i2 Commuter."

Love you lots!!!

Miss Kathleen

The insanity of the female mind

Even as a female, I find it hard to understand others of my sex at times. It is almost impossible to understand why a woman is mad, or happy, or anything. Why one day she loves you to death and is your best friend, and the next day she is calling the relationship off. It is insane how our minds work.

I must admit, I think my brain is more male in the sense that I think like them. I'm not into being catty or two-faced like some girls can really be. I don't like to play mind games and confuse you and then get mad at you for not understanding. I hate how girls are like pigs- they squeal. It's disgusting. Also, I don't care that you broke your nail, or that you're drunk, or that there is a spider. Like shut up. No one cares.

Girls are odd. One moment we love you. Actually we'll love you for awhile, but something you do continues to piss us off. It could be simple as not texting us good night, or bigger like ditching us and not calling us to tell us you forgot about us. It'll keep boiling up in us (unknowing to us), then all of the sudden we'll explode on you randomly for the simplest thing you did. "You broke that glass?! Now I have to through it in the garbage! Do you realize that I'm not made of money! My poor glass... Did you think about that glass' feelings before you went and dropped it on the ground? How would you like it if I dropped you on the ground!" That would be followed by tears and you would be standing there in shock, thinking "What the Fuck". Just know that... it is most likely not about the glass...

With me, after I'm moronic and say something stupid, I usually realize within an hour that It was my fault and I apologize. I'm getting better at realizing my faults and it helps. I usually insist that I'm right. It turns out that I'm usually wrong, and I caused an argument for nothing. I argued about the galaxy once. I thought that a galaxy was a solar system, and that the solar system is just the way the planets rotate around the sun. I kept denying the fact that a galaxy is basically all the stars you can see and that our solar system is in the Milky-Way galaxy (I know some of you are cringing- I'm blond, I'm so sorry!). Also I've argued about the spelling of 'cliff'. I thought it was 'clift'. I looked up both these to prove the other person wrong... I was wrong in both cases. I usually am wrong. I think girls need to let men just... win battles. It would save a lot of headache and make them feel superior... which their not, but they like to think that and it makes them happy.

Also, sometimes we just can't help ourselves. At certain times of the month we have to be angry. You try suffering from headaches, upset stomach, ...pain..., and bleeding for around 5 days. Yeah you would be pissed off too, especially if it conflicts with certain activities! You know what makes us more mad? When people tell you to stop PMSing, or if you are. Why on Earth would you think the statement "Do you have your Period?" go over well with us- and you usually say it at our climax of pissed-off-ness. Here's a tip, don't say it.

I'm going to wrap this up now, hopefully you will get a thing or two. I haven't said much for the intensity of the awesome female mind. I leave you with this quote: "Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

Love you lots!!!

Miss Kathleen <3

Red Bull

So the Red Bull mini comes to my school at least once a week, and they stand at the entrance and hand out Red Bull Engery Drinks. The problem is that they are always talking to their friends, so getting them to give you a free drink is a bit of a challange.

So today I finally got my free Red Bull. I was stoked. I buy lots of energy drinks so having not to spend three dollars was a beautiful thing. Honestly though, I could be having free Red Bulls all the time if those girls did less chatting and more distributing! Maybe I'll just take one of their Red Bull back packs or their Red Bull mini instead of hundreds of free Red bull- I think that's fair for me.

Red Bull in my opinion is pretty good. My ultimate favorite most definitally Rockstar Energy Drink. Premium sour, premium taste. Monster is a less intense version of it.. Beaver Buzz isn't too bad either.

Anyways, I had to let you know about my accomplishment! I'll try and get more in the future!

For now I leave you with this quote: “It's a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go”

Love you Lots!!!

Miss Kathleen <3