Stephen Colbert.....For President?!?!

Stephen, you do shock me. The world has always begged for you to toss your satirical hat into the presidential campaign...

Last night, also known as October 16 2007, on The Colbert Report, my idol Stephen Colbert announced that he will be running for President. He will be running in only South Carolina but he will be running none the less. I personally believe this man of greatness, a "philosopher" according to Hillary Clinton, has a high chance of getting close to winning South Carolina. I have spent many hours today visiting many forums and Facebook groups to see where the hearts of America lie. It turns out that America is angry that he is not running in their own state! America loves Colbert. In away, "Man of the Year" with Robin Williams is turning in to a reality, except the main character is running in the campaign.... as the character, not the real person.
Colbert is wanted as president by thousands. Facebook groups about his 2008 campaign are increasing by the hour at the thousands. THOUSANDS. Honestly... the 2008 election is going down in history with this. A black man (though Colbert won't know, he does not see race), a woman, some dude no one really cares about, and America's most sexiest, charismatic, philosophical, humorous man all running in one election.

Honestly can you visualize the debates? Colbert will verbally rape them. No one will be able to speak with him in the room.... and thank god for the Feminist episode- if Colbert never learned for an appreciation of females Clinton may have been running out of the debate crying. Okay that is an overstatement, she obviously wouldn't cry. Look at her campaign posters!

Man the 2008 election just got Delightfully Deranged, and votes are now swinging in Colbert's direction. People who lost faith in voting found a new light and humble voice: Stephen Colbert.
I now kick myself for being Canadian, it is the first time I ever had the urge to pack up and move to South Carolina.

I end this post with my blessing of "May no Grizzly bears wander South Carolina", and this quote from the man himself: “Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.”


PS: I just watched 1 minute ago on tonight's episode of Oct. 17, 07 Stephen Colbert filling out the forums for Presidency. That confirms he IS running. Also he hinted that Doritos' is supporting him, and that 3000 DEMOCRAT SOUTH CAROLINIANS MUST FILL OUT THE PETITION TO SUPPORT HIM (download it off Colbertnation.com)

LOVE YOU ALL,
Miss Kathleen